“Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.”

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“Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.”

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“Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.”

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“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.”

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“All marriages are mixed marriages.”

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“You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do.”

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“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

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“The man who insists on seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides.”

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“The only thing worse than a man you can’t control is a man you can.”

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Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an Art.

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Charles McCabe, San Francisco Chronicle
(1856 – )