RE: Galette super-complète: IMBB23

GalettesupercompleteHaving spent ample time in France, I have seen a lot of regions and eaten my way through many a local cuisine, but I have always had a very special connection with Brittany. Maybe because it was the first region I ever visited, maybe because I know this area like the back of my hand, since I’ve got a lot of friends there and have travelled it extensively. Or maybe because I am addicted to its glorious cuisine (galettes, crêpes, far breton, kouign aman etc) and the fact that you can drop into any restaurant and get the freshest, most succulent seafood and it won’t cost and arm and a leg, pick up a basket of fruits de mer early in the morning when the fishermen have just come in with their catch or eat oysters straight from the sea.

I was only 15 on my first trip to Brittany and completely hooked by the end of it… going back there at every occasion. At the start of every holiday, long or short, I would hop on the Orient Express to Paris, take the first train from Montparnasse to Rennes the next morning and be reunited with a bunch of friends there. Back then, I obviously didn’t have much disposable income, so grand eateries were out of the question. When I wasn’t staying over at a friend’s and raiding their fridge, I mostly resorted to one of the many crêperies to be found up and down the country which used to offer the regional speciality at very reasonable prices.

Now, for those of you unfamiliar with the “cuisine bretonne”, here’s a pancake crash course: Many people think “pancake” translates into “crêpe”. Well, it does. But that’s only half the story.

A “crêpe” is made with regular (wheat) flour and is enjoyed with a sweet filling. But there’s also a far more interesting incarnation by the name of “galette”, an extremely thin pancake made with buckwheat flour (blé noir, sarrasin) which will always have a savoury filling. And there are NO exceptions to this rule.

The fillings are many and varied and most crêperies will let you choose your own combinations. For the savoury galettes, you usually have a choice of butter (always salted), cheese, onions, mushrooms, ham, bacon, eggs and sometimes less traditional options like blue cheese or spinach. As for the sweet, you’ll find a simple jam or butter & sugar crpe as well as more elaborate combinations like the famous crêpe suzette, or pairings like apple and caramel, chocolate and vanilla ice cream, nuts and cream… the list is endless.

For this 23rd instalment of Is My Blog Burning (read the roundup), which calls for a piece of regional French cooking and almost coincides with the British Pancake Day, I chose to make galettes – but not just any kind: the queen of galettes, a “super-complète”. This is something you will find on every menu in any crêperie and as the name suggests, it is the Rolls-Royce of the Breton pancake and comes with everything you could possibly wish for: onions, tomatoes, ham, cheese, mushrooms and a fried egg on top.

Now, I’d like to say that my galettes turned out perfectly thin on the first try… they didn’t. I was expecting the first ones to be messy, always remembering the French saying: “La première, c’est pour le chien!” (“The first one’s for the dog”). But the third and forth were still nowhere near what I have become used to eating in Brittany. Then again, I don’t have the right equipment, let’s just blame it on that. In France, there’s no need to make your own anyway, as you can buy perfect galettes to fill and reheat at every bakery and every supermarket. Not here, unfortunately, so I’ll have to get used to pancakes that are slightly thicker then the norm. But they tasted just like the real thing and that’s all that matters.

PS: The rules for this round of IMBB call for a “verre de vin” to go with the dish. Well, I’d be an ignorant if I was to offer wine with a galette: the drink of choice is a glass of cidre, of course, an alcoholic beverage made from apples, similar to cider, but a bit more refined, shall I say. If you can’t find that, you can always have a beer.

Galette super-complète
(makes 4)

For the galettes:
175 g buckwheat flour
1 egg
400 ml cold water (preferrably sparkling)
20 g melted butter (salted)
1 generous pinch of salt
salted butter for frying

For the filling:
4 tbsp chopped onions
4 tbsp chopped mushrooms
8 tbsp grated Emmental cheese
8 tbsp chopped tomatoes
8 slices thinly sliced smoked ham (I used Brunswick)
4 eggs
some oil
crushed pepper

Prepare the dough at least 2 hrs ahead.

Combine the buckwheat flours, butter, egg, water and salt in a mixing bowl and whisk with a fork until combined thoroughly to form a smooth and very runny dough. Cover and leave to rest in the fridge for at least 2 hrs.

Take out of the fridge and beat the dough with a fork for at least 10 minutes. The longer you beat it, the more it will be airated and the thinner your dough will turn out to be.

Fry the galettes in batches using a 30 cm skillet (crêpes pan, if you have one) – heat a little bit of butter, then add a ladle of dough, making them as thin as you possibly can. If you’re incredibly talented, the dough will probably yield 6-8 galettes, a “normal” first-timer will probably succeed 4… don’t dispair and always remember the French saying: “La première, c’est pour le chien!” (“The first one’s for the dog”) Fry on both sides until golden brown and reserve.

Heat a little bit of butter in a pan, add the chopped onions and fry until starting to brown. Add the mushrooms and fry until soft. Reserve.

When you’re ready to serve, heat the pan and add a galette. Sprinkle with 2 tbsp cheese, spread a quarter of the mushroom/onion mix on top, add 1 tbsp tomatoes, cover with 2 slices of ham and fold the galette on three sides to form something ressembling an envelope.

Meanwhile, in another pan, heat some oil and fry the 4 eggs until the whites have set.

Top each galette with a fried egg, sprinkle with pepper and serve with a salad on the side.

[Via thepassionatecook]

RE: Test Recipes: Orzo Risotto with Buttery Shrimp

While waiting for my eyes to dilate at the optometrist’s office, I came upon this recipe in Food & Wine Magazine. Barely able to focus, I took down some messy notes and gave it a shot that evening. Even with a mistake or two, the recipe came out tasting good without too much work.

Orzo Risotto with Buttery Shrimp (serves 4)

[Via Cooking For Engineers]

Even if my friend did not have a Risotto obsession I would have to try this. It looks both easy and delicious!

Using Parental Controls

This week I set up parental controls on my son’s use of World of Warcraft. My son is fourteen years old and has become somewhat obsessive about playing it. I believe that setting up and recognizing boundaries by both the parent and child is an important part of instilling values into the child. I believe that a teenage boy needs some pretty large boundaries if he is to develop the right instincts of what it is to be a man. Part of the reason for the large boundaries is to “encourage” him to try stuff and make mistakes. The general idea is that he makes his mistakes when he is young. Hopefully, his mistakes will be small. The key boundary for me was for him to complete his homework on time and do well in classes. I want him to do well in class for his sake not mine. My wife has a slightly different opinion on this subject. She wanted him to complete his homework before nine o’clock and to be in bed asleep by ten o’clock. That is how she approached homework when she was younger. Well, her plan does not work for my son. He is a natural “night owl” and her natural desire to be control him has antagonized their relationship.

This week I finally had enough of the discussions. I had been encouraging him to find a middle ground with his mom for several weeks now but he had become more resolute in that he was “right”. The stubbornness of both of them being “right” left me very frustrated. When he missed an assignment at school this week and the teacher called us, I had my opportunity. I set up a schedule for when he could play the game. I had been discussing implementing parental controls for several days but he did not want to discuss it. I had my problems getting it set up and had to call the folks who support World of Warcraft for help. He was a little surprised when it kicked him off for the first time. He was even more surprised when he found out that he could not play the game during his free periods at school. He argued with me a bit about this schedule being so unfair but he knew he had lost. One friend at school tried to talk me out of parental controls but when I mentioned I thought I should call his Dad and offer to help him set up parental controls, he immediately became respectful and quiet. My son and I finally talked about him doing the little things to keep his mother from being a “crazy” woman. He complied and my wife was impressed. She thought he had all of a sudden become more sensitive and respectful to her wishes. As a good faith measure on my part I released parental controls on Friday. He is on spring break now. He knows that I can place parental controls on at any time so we will see if I need to put them on or threaten to put them on at the end of spring break.

RE: Apple

Geography lesson

Time for a major Geography lesson. (I know enough of these to be “true” to believe the others. – L)

Alaska

* More than half of the coastline of the entire United States is in Alaska.

Amazon

*The Amazon rainforest produces more than 20% of the world’s oxygen supply.

* The Amazon River pushes so much water into the Atlantic Ocean that, more than one
hundred miles at sea, off the mouth of the river, one can dip fresh water out of the
ocean.

* The volume of water in the Amazon river is greater than the next eight largest
rivers in the world combined and three times the flow of all rivers in the United States.

Antarctica

*Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country.

* Ninety percent of the world’s ice covers Antarctica. This ice also represents
seventy percent of all the fresh water in the world.

* As strange as it sounds, however, Antarctica is essentially a desert. The average
yearly total precipitation is about two inches.

* Although covered with ice (all but 0.4% of it, i.e.), Antarctica is the driest
place on the planet, with an absolute humidity lower than the Gobi desert.

Brazil

* Brazil got its name from the nut, not the other way around.

Canada

* Canada has more lakes than the rest of the world combined.

* Canada is an Indian word meaning “Big Village.”

Chicago

* Next to Warsaw, Chicago has the largest Polish population in the world.

Detroit

* Woodward Avenue in Detroit, Michigan, carries the designation M – 1, so named
because it was the first paved road anywhere.

Damascus, Syria

* Damascus, Syria, was flourishing a couple of thousand years before Rome was
founded in 753 BC, making it the oldest continuously inhabited city in existence.

Istanbul, Turkey

* Istanbul, Turkey is the only city in the world located on two continents.

Los Angeles

* Los Angeles’s full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de
Porciuncula” — and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A.

New York City

* The term “The Big Apple” was coined by touring jazz musicians of the 1930s who
used the slang expression Apple for any town or city. Therefore, to play New
York City is to play the big time – The Big Apple.

* There are more Irish in New York City than in Dublin, Ireland; more Italians in
New York City than in Rome, Italy; and more Jews in New York City than in Tel Aviv, Israel.

Africa

* Perentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%. Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%.

Ohio

* There are no natural lakes in the state of Ohio, every one is manmade.

Pitcairn Island

* The smallest island with country status is Pitcairn in Polynesia, at just 1.75 sq. miles (4,53 sq. km).

Rome

* The first city to reach a population of 1 million people was Rome, Italy in 133 B.C.

* There is a city called Rome on every continent.

Siberia

* Siberia contains more than 25% of the world’s forests.

S.M.O.M.

* The actual smallest sovereign entity in the world is the Sovereign Military Order
of Malta (S.M.O.M.). It is located in the city of Rome, Italy, it has an area of two
tennis courts, and as of 2001 has a population of 80, 20 less people than the
Vatican. It is a sovereign entity under international law, just as the Vatican is.

Sahara Desert

* In the Sahara Desert, there is a town named Tidikelt, which did not receive a drop of rain for ten years.

Spain

* Spain literally means ‘the land of rabbits.’

St. Paul Minnesota

* St. Paul, Minnesota was originally called “Pigs Eye” after a man named Pierre “Pig’s
Eye” Parrant who set up the first business there.

Roads

* Chances that a road is unpaved in the U.S.A.: 1%, in Canada: 75%.

Texas

* The deepest hole ever made in the world is in Texas. It is as deep as 20 empire
state buildings but only 3 inches wide.

United States

* The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in every five must be
straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

Waterfalls

* The water of Angel Falls (the World’s highest) in Venezuela drops 3,212 feet (979
meters). They are 15 times higher than Niagara Falls

[Via The Braden Files]

RE: Two Bean Salad: Recipe


Consider this my heartfelt apology to the leeks, rutabagas and beets languishing in my fridge. I’m sorry. It’s not that I don’t love you. I’m just so bored of Winter right now. I yearn for Summer tomatoes, bright fresh herbs, spicy chilies and a little more vibrant color than say, beige, olive drab and reddish-brown. And I’m not the only one feeling this way.

Last night we went to a birthday party for a fabulous cake maker. Our instructions were to bring something vegetarian for a potluck. Why don’t all my friends throw potlucks? A potluck party is so much fun. You get to meet interesting people and their cuisine. It’s a whole other component to the matching up face-name-personality game.

So faced with a fridge full of Winter vegetables I headed for the pantry where I found chipotle salsa, white beans, black beans, and yellow corn. I threw in a couple of chopped scallions, a green pepper, a pinch of cumin and a crumble of dried tomatoes. A garnish of fresh cilantro topped the whole thing off. This is an interesting dish because you can serve it as a salad or with tortilla chips as a dip. Kinda helps you forget it’s pouring down rain outside.

Note: All ingredients are approximate, feel free to add more salsa, vegetables or spices. You could also make this a three bean salad or swap out the black or white beans for another variety such as chickpeas, pinto or kidney beans.

Two Bean Salad
serves a crowd

1 can white beans (15 ounces)
1 can black beans (15 ounces)
1 can corn (15 ounces)
2 scallions, chopped
1 fresh pepper, chopped (red or green bell pepper or jalapeno)
1 cup chunky chipotle salsa
1 Tablespoon olive oil
pinch of cumin
salt to taste
optional: cilantro, crumbled sun-dried tomatoes, chopped fresh mango, whatever else strikes your fancy!

Drain the beans and corn, combine in a large mixing bowl. Add the fresh chopped vegetables, salsa, oil and spices. Allow to sit in the refrigerator for several hours before tasting for seasoning. Add fresh torn cilantro before serving, if desired.

Enjoy!

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[Via Cooking with Amy: A Food Blog]

This looked easy and it was. My wife and son liked it. I used a red pepper and jalapeno I had as my fresh veggies.

RE: Stinky Pete’s Straight-up Chunky Guacamole

It’s a trend. First, Kate over at Accidental Hedonist posted her recipe for guacamole. Then, The Food Whore posted her recipe for guacamole.

Well none of these are the one true recipe for guacamole which was fortuitously given to me many years ago in a bar in Pilsen by a 174 year old one eyed four-foot tall Mexican native by the name of “Stinky Pete”. I think he was married to Charo.

OK, maybe Pete wasn’t married to Charo, but he did tell me he was 174. And Mexican. Even with the shock blonde hair and the tongue piercing. He might have been lying.

Or maybe I’m lying about his existence, but this truly is the recipe that converted many a supermarket guacamole hater, including my mother-in-law Rosalind.

In any case, I couldn’t agree more with Kate’s assertion that eating commercial guacamole is just the worst thing you can do. I also would encourage the Food Whore to fight back against the tomato and tomatilla haters who beat her with a bag of chips when she introduced the round red vegetable (OK, I know it’s really a fruit) into her guacamole.

Good guacamole, in my opinion, should be a mix of fresh tastes and a variety of textures. Overmashing must be discouraged. An avocado is a vegetable, not a butter. OK, an avocado is also really a fruit, not a vegetable, but roll with me here.

Way back when, I posted a chipotle guacamole recipe. That’s a specialty guacamole that may not appeal to everyone. For example, I loved it and wife, the Redhead, did not. Try this one and see if everyone who likes guacamole doesn’t just love the stuff.

And for Pete’s sake (remember Pete?), don’t buy those guacamole flavored chips. I don’t know what that flavor is supposed to be, but it sure isn’t guacamole.

Stinky Pete’s Straight-Up Chunky Guacamole

About 4 avocados, plus one for adjustments
About 1/2 white onion, diced 1/4″, plus one for adjustments
About 2 small tomatoes, diced 1/4″, plus one for adjustments (you could substitute tomatillos for a more tart flavor)
The juice of about 2 small limes (not key lime small, just small), plus some for adjustments
1/4 cup or so of cilantro, plus some for adjustments
1/2 jalapeno, deveined, deseeded, minced finely, plus some for adjustments
2 cloves garlic or so, plus some for adjustments
1/4 teaspoon kosher salt plus some for adjustments

OK, so the first thing you’ll notice is that this recipe isn’t very precise. That’s because we’re working with all natural ingredients here. Flavor, intensity, size all differ from specimen to specimen. This is what being a cook or a chef is all about – workig with the reality of your ingredients, not the arbitrary confines of a recipe.

What I have above is what I used for the latest batch of guacamole I made which was and is scrummy, let me tell you.

Cut your avocado in half, use a spoon and scoop out the pit, taking as little flesh with it as possible. Discard the pit. That stuff about the pit keeping the guacamole from turning brown? It’s hooey, according to Harold McGee and Cecil Adams. Your lime juice is the anti-oxidation agent here.

Using a sharp knife, cut the flesh of one avocado half lengthwise into five or six separate sections. Don’t penetrate the skin of the avocado (or the chef), but use enough pressure to make it through the flesh. Make about five or six cuts across the previous cuts so you have a number of small squares scored. Take a spoon and carefully scoop out the flesh from the peel, depositing it into a non-metallic mixing bowl. Repeat with the other half and the other avocados.

Add your diced tomatoes, onion, garlic, and jalapeno. Toss roughly to mix. Taste.

Sprinkle the salt and squeeze the lime juice into the bowl to taste and mix well. Now, if you insist on mashing your avocados, do so, with a fork, but only very, very lightly. Chunky is king. Taste again and adjust by adding more of anything that demands to be added.

Guacamole is easy, and even bad guacamole is pretty good if it’s not too bad. Serve with chips and maybe a dusting of red chili powder for color.

If, by some miracle, there is guacamole left to store, put it into a container taller than wide and cover the top with lime slices. That should help delay oxidation.

If you enjoy this recipe, Stinky Pete salutes you.

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[Via Too Many Chefs]